The end of the earth is nigh! We have precious few options left. If mankind is to survive, we must immediately begin making preparations to go to the moon and colonize it before those filthy, godless communists get there!
Firstly, we need to build massive, airtight buildings on the moon. These structures would have to be acres by acres. In these vast warehouses, we will plant farms and forests. The plants will begin to produce oxygen. would the oxygen stay near the surface of the moon when there's barely any gravity?" "But how," you might ask, "will the plants have any carbon dioxide to break down into oxygen and how
If I had to name the two things of each the earth has too much: Carbon dioxide and Gravity. The answer is elegant and simple. We will build a giant combination Gravity/CO2 pump from the earth's atmosphere to the moon to feed the plants and inject enough gravity into the moon for the moon's atmosphere to coalesce. After several years, the buildings will be opened up letting all of that oxygen into the moon's atmosphere.
Think about the health care cost savings by reducing gravity's hold on us on earth. Sudden falls down flights of stairs would turn into comical misadventures rather than dire medical emergencies. Imagine if every old person fell down and DIDN'T break a hip?
Some of the doubters will say you cannot extract gravity from the planet. I sneer at this troglodytic thinking. I say anything a man can put his mind to, he can do tenfold. So let's set our minds to colonizing the moon.
Firstly, we need to build massive, airtight buildings on the moon. These structures would have to be acres by acres. In these vast warehouses, we will plant farms and forests. The plants will begin to produce oxygen. would the oxygen stay near the surface of the moon when there's barely any gravity?" "But how," you might ask, "will the plants have any carbon dioxide to break down into oxygen and how
If I had to name the two things of each the earth has too much: Carbon dioxide and Gravity. The answer is elegant and simple. We will build a giant combination Gravity/CO2 pump from the earth's atmosphere to the moon to feed the plants and inject enough gravity into the moon for the moon's atmosphere to coalesce. After several years, the buildings will be opened up letting all of that oxygen into the moon's atmosphere.
Think about the health care cost savings by reducing gravity's hold on us on earth. Sudden falls down flights of stairs would turn into comical misadventures rather than dire medical emergencies. Imagine if every old person fell down and DIDN'T break a hip?
Some of the doubters will say you cannot extract gravity from the planet. I sneer at this troglodytic thinking. I say anything a man can put his mind to, he can do tenfold. So let's set our minds to colonizing the moon.